Bulgogi and Rice

A fine tune that only old ville rats would find funny:

come walk with me down to anjung-ri
so many wonderful sites to see
from prostitutes to DVDs
bling bling selling adashis
it's the first of the month and i just got paid
so tell those juicies i'm on my way
i'm wearing the suit that i just had made
it's guaranteed to get me laid
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
going down town to clear mind
because you can spell juicy without uic
chicken on stick makes my stomach turn
I can't wait till the next burger burn
we work real hard and now it's time to play
so all rally up down at IDK
let's kick our boot off and lets have some fun
and celebrate getting off G01
but let me warn you from the very start
don't ever start you night off with a ten man march
cause 20 shots later i'm on the floor
and my wingman draggin me out the door
i don't want to leave but i know i must
gotta catch the drunkbus
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
It's OK
woke up the next morning at revelry
to run 3 miles for my PT
I like to stay strong and i like to stay fit
but nothing kills a hangover like the smell of PIG SHIT
so i show up to work at 9:02
with a half shaved face and reaking of booze
i sober up at half past four
it's almost time to go drink some more
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu
i went up[ to Osan for a little change
i saw the same damn juicy with a different name
i bought a fake purse for my lovely wife
i got a air assault piston and a switch blade knive
i had so much fun it's hard to believe
i don't want to go
but i can't wait till leave
so if there is any one thing that you learn from me
it's enjoy yourself but stay away from kimchi
cause it will make you fart
it will make you itch
you'll be puking inside a binjo ditch
they make that stuff by letting it rot
it smells like garbage and tastes like snot
but the best thing to eat
just in case you forgot
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
bulgogi and rice
it makes me feel nice
bulgogi and rice
and yaki-mandu

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